That’s Not My Baby!
We had a very sweet, blond-haired, blue-eyed mom and dad along with their entire extended family in the room for a delivery one busy afternoon at work.
All of their aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents were there to see the baby. When the baby was born, the doctor placed her on the mom’s chest. The first words out of her mouth were startling: “That’s not my baby! That’s not my baby!!”
The baby in question, still attached to the umbilical cord, had beautiful, dark, curly black hair, and dark skin. The nurse looked at her and told her that it was definitely her baby because, “She’s still attached to you,” and she, not so quietly, replied to the nurse, “There’s no way, I never slept with a black man! It’s not mine!”
The “father” was just standing there silent, not sure what to do. A long and awkward silence filled the room. We cleaned her and the baby up as cheerfully as we could.
We saw the extended family filter out of the room and the “father” stormed outside. About ten minutes later, a tall black guy walked up to our front desk asking how to get to the patient’s room. Story credit: Reddit / Chasesurf