Jeff Knows How To Handle Things Like This
My girlfriend and I were flying back from China to the U.S. When we got back to the States, we were one gate away passing through customs. A Vietnamese lady in front of us put her luggage through the X-ray machine.
All I can hear is the security guard go, “Oh my god,” and then they opened her luggage and took out a giant fermented fish that smelled disgusting. I took a quick peek at what else was in that luggage. There were some strange looking fruits and noodles. Then another security guard was like, “Someone get Jeff here.”