Girl Scout Cookies
I just moved into my new apartment in Chicago and was woken up at 3 AM to some loud knocking on my door. Given it’s Chicago, I thought the worst and assumed someone with a loaded gun was on the other side of that door.
A moment passes and I sit silently in my bed running through self-defence scenarios in my head. I then hear a woman yell something through my door, and it had me on a tilt. This lady says, “This is your neighbor, I was just wondering if you’d like to buy some girl scout cookies.”
Naturally, I ignored her offer and proceeded to go back to sleep angry and confused. Either my neighbor was high or trying to rob me.
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