The Absurdity of These Real Life Arguments Is Unbelievable

Burst Your Bubble

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My first job at 16 was at Party City. One day, I’m blowing up balloons at the balloon counter and a lady comes up to buy some latex balloons. I asked if she wants us to fill them and she said no, she’d do it at home. Making small talk, I remarked that she must have one of the Party Time helium tanks at home. Her reply made my jaw drop to the floor. 

She said, “No, I blow them up with my mouth. You just put the string on them and they float!” I do the multiple blinks, trying to work out in my head what she’s just said. She fully believed she could blow up the balloons with her mouth and the magic was…attaching a string. I tried to give this woman an impromptu chemistry lesson. She insisted. I still think about that magic woman to this day.

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