Don’t Worry, I’ll Fix It!
One time my husband called me at work and said, “Babe, you’re gonna be mad. I made a mess, but don’t worry, I’ll fix it”! I didn’t even ask, just sighed, because he is basically Lucy from I Love Lucy. When I got home a little bit later, it was to a living room COVERED in grey powder.
My husband was completely filthy holding a trash bag and broom. He had a super panicked look on his face. That’s when I realized what he’d done. It turned out he’d decided to help around the house and wanted to clean the fireplace.
He’d just decided the best way to do it would be to stand in front of it with a trash bag and use the leaf blower to blow the ashes in. Spoiler, that doesn’t work.
I didn’t want to hurt his feelings, but I laughed my butt off and it’s still one of my favorite weird things he’s done.