Her Greatest Hits
My sister has done all of the following. She is 26 years old, and all of these have occurred around and after the age of 18. She accidentally lit a loaf of bread on fire in the microwave, and set countless frozen pizzas aflame from neglecting to remove the cardboard ring on bottom.
In the car, she insisted that her headlights wouldn’t work because she’s almost out of gasoline. She also asked my dad if our boat had brakes. He knew just what to say for a laugh. He told her yes, but they don’t work because they’re wet for a laugh. But those are nothing compared to her greatest hits.
She once asked my mom if Mickey Mouse was a cat or a dog. She thought Canada was a state and thought Washington, DC was in the Pacific Northwest.
She also asked why we (as humans) can’t air-condition the outside world. She once asked how to spell VCR, as she thought it was a word. Also, just last week she bought two right shoes!