Baby Safe
I worked in a paint shop and every time a new chemical was introduced to the shop, I would ask about the hazards. They would tell me that it was a green chemical and there were no hazards, saying, “It’s baby-safe”. Once I entered the shop and I saw a guy using a new spray.
The side of the bucket indicated that it was dangerously poisonous and highly corrosive. I told him that he should be using a mask and gloves to use that chemical. He said, “Don’t worry, it’s baby safe. They even have a picture of a baby playing in it”.
I took a closer look and nearly burst out laughing. Sure enough, it did. After seeing the image though, I yelled at the guy, “This is the baby. He is not playing. He is not swimming. HE’S DYING”!
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