The Best “Dumb Blonde” Moments That Happened to Real People

Anatomy Lesson

Shutterstock

My friend and his EMT partner got a call that a woman just had her water break while having intercourse with her boyfriend. They rushed over to find this young woman freaking out, complaining she has liquid oozing from her vagina, and that she believes she broke her water.

My buddy calms her down, puts on his gloves, and does a quick examination of her nether regions. After a moment down there he says, “Ma’am,” holds up a finger, “This is sperm. Your water isn’t broken.

How long have you been pregnant?” She replied, “No, I am not pregnant, but I thought he broke my water!” After a quick explanation of human anatomy, they left.

Kabob23

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Scroll to Top