23. My New Favorite Sweater
My boss told me this one. She went to an outlet mall for Black Friday shopping, and had an insane encounter.
Strange Woman: (holding up a sweater) “Excuse me, do you have more of these?”
My boss ignores her, continuing to look through the rack.
The woman literally throws this sweater across the rack and into my boss lady’s face.
SW: “I [bleeping] asked you a question and you can answer me right now!”
Boss: “Thanks!”
My boss decided to buy this sweater just to irritate this lady, and leave the store
After checking out, this woman is screaming over the crowd, “Stop! What do you think you’re going with MY sweater!” She runs after my boss and grabs her bag, screaming like a madwoman, calling her all sorts of things, and insisting she be fired!
My boss just kept saying, “WTF, I don’t work here! GET AWAY!” Security shows up to pull the lady away, and she SCRATCHED at their face! The woman gets restrained, falls to the floor and tries to fake a seizure saying, “You’re making me have a seizure! Call 911!”
Police show up, the madwoman is loaded into the back of the car, AND SHE SPITS ON THE WINDOW!!
My boss made her statement, and wore the sweater to work today. It’s her new favorite.