My Car Runs of Gas
My friend Sara and I were once driving around in her car (in the late nineties), and her car battery died. We were only a mile away from my house, so I walked there, grabbed my car, and headed back. I parked and lifted her hood.
She asked what I was doing. I told her that I was going to connect the jumpers, because her battery had died. This girl looked right at me and said, “My car runs on gas, not batteries!”
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