She Doesn’t Have Any Kids… That She Knows Of
One time, my now ex-girlfriend was watching Maury Povich. It was one of those paternity test episodes with the classic “You are NOT the father!” moment.
She turns to me and says, “If we ever have a baby and I found out that I’m not the mother, I’ll kill you!” I was totally speechless at this stupidity. Thankfully, we didn’t end up reproducing…
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