She’s Not Sure What Her Boyfriend’s Name is
I worked with this girl last summer who was beyond dumb. At first it was amusing, but then it just got really sad. We were talking about Nelson Mandela being really sick and she said, “Well I sure hope she’ll be ok, her music is so good!”
She also struggled to answer when asked what her boyfriend’s name was. Which, when we found out his name, was incredible. She said, “I can’t really pronounce it, so I just call him Mike. He spells it like M I C H A E L.”
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