Bad Time To Be Bedazzled
An individual was told by her attorney to come to trial “in her Sunday best”. When she walked in the room, the courtroom gasped. See instead, she showed up in a matching sweatsuit with the word “sexy” bedazzled on the back and the behind. People filed in for jury selection, and she asked how long this trial was going to take because she left her baby in the truck out front with the flashers on.
Story credit: Reddit / reywolfal