The Clever Cab Driver
There was a guy who held up a bank and fled the scene. His “clever” getaway plan was so stupid. He decided to jump into the nearest taxi. He got in and yelled at the driver, “I just held up that bank, now drive”! But he had made an enormous mistake. The driver of the car turned around—it was a law enforcement officer.
In his haste, the guy mistook the cruiser for a taxicab. Since both vehicles were white, it would be a feasible mistake, but an incredibly dumb one at that.
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