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I was arguing for my client to be released on his own recognizance. The judge asked my client where he is going to live, to which he said, “With my fiancée”. He spun a lovely tale about how wonderful and how supportive his fiancée was, that they were having a baby, and he wanted to get out and take care of his soon-to-be wife and kid to support them properly.
The judge then asked the courtroom, “Could the defendant’s fiancé please approach the bench”? I still cannot believe what happened next. From opposite sides of the room, two women stood up and started walking to the front. One was about four months pregnant and the other was nearly nine. They were looking at each other with identical expressions of “who on earth are you”?
You could see the exact moment when each of them realized what was going on. The fight started before they even got to the counsel’s table. Pregnancy or not, those chicks were seriously going at one another. The bailiffs had to stop laughing long enough to break up the skirmish. My client said, “Gee, Your Honor, I didn’t think they’d both come”.
The judge said he was denying bail for my client’s own protection.
I was arguing for my client to be released on his own recognizance. The judge asked my client where he is going to live, to which he said, “With my fiancée”. He spun a lovely tale about how wonderful and how supportive his fiancée was, that they were having a baby, and he wanted to get out and take care of his soon-to-be wife and kid to support them properly.
The judge then asked the courtroom, “Could the defendant’s fiancé please approach the bench”? I still cannot believe what happened next. From opposite sides of the room, two women stood up and started walking to the front. One was about four months pregnant and the other was nearly nine. They were looking at each other with identical expressions of “who on earth are you”?
You could see the exact moment when each of them realized what was going on. The fight started before they even got to the counsel’s table. Pregnancy or not, those chicks were seriously going at one another. The bailiffs had to stop laughing long enough to break up the skirmish. My client said, “Gee, Your Honor, I didn’t think they’d both come”.
The judge said he was denying bail for my client’s own protection.
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