Signed And Delivered
A friend of mine who is a lawyer was in the middle of a case where a guy was accused of graffiti vandalism, among a bunch of other things. He rolls up to the court to plead “not guilty”, and the conversation with the judge went like this: Judge: “Sir, did you make this graffiti”? Defendant: “No, I did not”. Judge: “But it has your signature at the end, isn’t it”?
Defendant: “Yes, an artist has to sign his work”! Case closed, thanks to that man’s brilliant legal mind.
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