Off The Walls
I walked into work at 5 pm one evening, The only people in the bar was a couple on a date. A fellow bartender walked out of the restroom, shaking his head in disbelief and shock. He immediately started pointing at the guy and told me what happened.
When I walked into the men’s room, the sight was so gruesome I almost threw up. it looked like a bomb exploded in there. A waitress asked me if she could say something to the gentleman. I was so angry that I said sure.
She walked up to the table and asked the guy if he had pooped himself or if he needed a doctor. The woman on the date then turned around in complete confusion and asked the waitress what she meant.
The waitress then replied: “He knows what I’m talking about…he pooped all over the wall in the men’s restroom!” The woman on the date shoved her plate and drink into the guy’s lap and said: “Really, Vince? Again?!”
He ran out of the restaurant as fast as he possibly could before we could make him clean it up. Hard to think of how a date could get any more awkward than that… Story credit: Reddit / WrldsOkayestBartendr