Are We Not Doing Phrasing Anymore?
So, I was delivering booze to a friend’s place. He was having a drunken party and I thought I’d be nice. Anyway, his buddy spills a half a tumbler of scotch down my shirt. I had to get to work so I take off and hit one of those drinking and driving stops.
Of course, the officer is like, “Whew, and how much have you had to drink?” Me: “Nothing, my friend spilled scotch on me.” Officer: “Uh-huh.” ME: “Fine, Blow me. You’ll find the truth.” Officer: “Excuse me!?” Me, thinking: “Annnd, this is how I go to the slammer.”
Me: “OH! Nononono. I mean, blow me, the thing, the straw you blow into.” Officer proceeds to laugh, gives me a breath test and I blow 0.0. On with my day. Hah. Story credit: Reddit
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