Downward-Devil
I recently started going to Church again. In January, I went to a college-aged member’s event, and while I was standing in line to get in, I started chatting with the people around me. We were talking about New Year’s resolutions and working out.
One girl suddenly piped up, “But be careful of yoga! Some of the positions are for worshiping the Devil!” My reaction couldn’t have been worse. I howled with laughter and then cracked a joke about downward dog being suggestive of a bedroom act. Unfortunately, it turned out she was very serious.
She looked absolutely horrified. She stepped away from me like I was going to contaminate her, and then quoted some scripture that apparently connected to yoga. Story credit: Reddit / mollsballsss
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