Hold Your Own
I went to the doctor to get an x-ray done on my back. I heard the woman working the machine instruct me to, “Hold [your] breasts,” as her hand hovered over the button. Horrified, I grabbed both my breasts in absolute panic, not understanding what the x-ray machine could possibly do to them.
Then the woman broke out laughing hysterically. “No, sweetie!” she said, “Your breath! Hold your breath!” I am so stupid. Story credit: Reddit / cartron3000
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