36. Huge Crush
There was this girl for a while that had this huge crush on me, and she didn’t seem to realize that she had been a total jerk to me for most of my life and that I really disliked her. Finally she decided to “get my attention” by stealing my $300 leather jacket and saying that she wouldn’t give it back unless I went out with her. So I contacted her mom and told her that if she didn’t intervene, then my parents were going to press charges.
The day after she gave my jacket back, she sent me this long-winded text talking about how “I hurt her so badly, and it would take a long time to earn back her trust.”
I replied with by saying “I don’t want you to trust me, I want you to leave me alone.”