35. He’s Claustrophobic
In my early grade school years (about K-4th grade) there was this kid named Jason. Funny thing, Jason was almost literally Cartman years before South Park even existed (angry fat kid spoiled by a clueless single mom). Jason was always doing things for attention, and one time we went on a class trip to this 18th century fortress.
Well, he decided to stick his head in one of the big cannons out front and his fat head got stuck.
As you can imagine, he had a pretty epic claustrophobia freak out in the time it took for them to get him out of there.