33. New Nickname
I remember when Pinch-a-Loaf earned her nickname. She was this loud, obnoxious 14-year-old that was trying to hang with the older kids. I was at this party full of the most the grade 11’s and 12’s at my high school and she decides to show up and include herself.
She didn’t even bring her own booze. She gets told to get out and in protest, she squats down and drops a deuce on the kitchen floor.
From that day on, she was Pinch-a-Loaf.