30. They Saw the Whole Thing
There was a guy in high school that was always messing with me because he knew I wouldn’t respond. Well one day he went too far and actually put his hands on me, shoving me over.
The problem (for him) was that we were in masonry class and he had knocked over the project I was building. And there were lots of bricks and hammers and such lying about. So I grabbed a brick from my now-destroyed project and came at him. He ran to the teacher like a chicken and told on me.
The teacher saw the whole thing, so I was fine.
I still wonder if I really would’ve hit him with that brick if he’d stuck around. I hope not.