27. Alarm Clock
So I was in high school and this particular day I’d fallen asleep in class (my teachers were awesome about this if you were a student who normally didn’t sleep in class).
While in my happy state of sleep, I woke up to a very loud thud and a ton of pain in the back of my head and some pain on my nose.
Turned out the class clown decided to bash me in the back of the head with a textbook while I was asleep, all for the attention.
Of course, when we got to the principal the waterworks came. I hope he pays for it one day…