7. Wait Your Turn
A while back my mom’s friend visited, (I was 10 or 11 at the time) and brought along her kids. I was having a blast, and I had brought my DS along to my grandma’s house. So I’m having a grand old time showing the other kids Pokemon White 2, mainly showing off my level 100 bug thing (the purple bug, I forgot what it was called.).
So then my little brother Allen comes along and asks me to play, I say no. He does this again and again until he finally says in his annoying little 5 year old voice “IF YOU DON’T PLAY WITH ME I’M GOING TO PEE ON YOU!” I chuckle a little bit and shoo him away, you can probably guess where this is going.
So after showing off my bugs stats, I feel something warm running down my back. I turn around… AND THIS LITTLE KID HAS HIS THING OUT, PEEING ON MY BACK! I jump up screech “MOOOOOMM!!!!!!” And she comes running around the side of the house, and Allen is still running after me trying get me more! Laughing with a big grin the entire time.
I run behind my mom and she is LIVID. She marches him inside by the ear, and after a few seconds we hear a loud WHAP! followed by crying, after a couple more smacks mom comes back out of the house and gets me a new shirt, and puts dirty shirt in the washer. I go back to whatever I was doing and eventually, Allen comes out with puffy red eyes and tear steaks down his face, “Sorry…” He mumbles looking down at his feet.
I tell him it’s okay and that was that. I don’t remember much else, but I do remember my mom telling grandma about how she got the wooden spoon and made him go bare butt… Those were the worst whippings.