Sharing is Caring
So I’m working the drive through at Mickey D’s and this dude pulls up and orders an ice cream cone. I’m surprised because he’s actually nice to me and I suspect that he’s a bit high. I leave to get the ice cream and when I get back to the window he’s holding up a 5 dollar bill.
“Duuude, look what I just found on the ground!” “That’s awesome, wish I had that luck,” as my shoulders sag a little closer to the ground. “Hey, how bout you take it. Ya probably work harder than I do anyway”
I’m look to see if anyone is watching me, quickly snatch the cash and discretely put it in my pocket. Story credit: Reddit / purloin_a_coin