Night of the Living Banana
I was a manager at little Caesar’s in high school and had to work on Halloween which turns out to be one of our busiest days. After a long day it is about 10-11pm and we are gettin ready to start closing so me and another guy go out to smoke a cigarette when a cop pulls up.
I looked pretty young to be smoking but I was 18 and thought the cop was going to do an ID check on me. When he gets out he comes over to us and asked if we have seen a a banana running around the shopping center.
Confused me and my coworker kind of look at each other and say no, and he proceeds to tell us some guy is running around dressed as a banana flashing people. He told us if we saw him that we should rough em up a little bit before calling cause apparently he was targeting kids. Story credit: Reddit / Psychic_Jester