Genius Employee
My close friend (we’ll call him ‘Genius’) works at a McDonalds and was training a new girl on the drive-thru, who was somewhat lacking in the height department. Genius had upturned a chip pan vat and had her stand on that so she was able to reach customers and take payment.
After an hour or two, she needed her toilet break, so Genius decided he wanted to try this new found height system for himself. His first customer was a very elderly lady. Her car gingerly made its way round the corner to the window and her order for a coffee was barely audible.
However Genius remembered his customer service teachings and after a few attempts successfully asked for payment.
Just as trainee girl was making her way back to the booth, she watched as Genius reached out to take the coins offered, the vat skid out from underneath his foot and her superior end up bent backwards like a paperclip between granny’s car and his cash till, where only his feet remained.
Genius had to clamber down and make his way back through the customer entrance, much to the surprise of his manager who thought he was still stationed in Window 1.
I hope that my close friend holds the title as the only employee to ever fall out of a McDonald’s window. Genius. Story credit: Reddit / DanglyDan