Cute Dog
I went through a Dairy Queen drive through and the people behind the counter were clearly intoxicated. The guy at the window was… He was having his mind blown by how cute he thought my dog was.
He was going on and on about my dog and how he had never seen such a cute dog and how he just could not believe my dog existed. Then he gave the dog free ice cream. The dog is cute but not enough that I can’t mentally comprehend it or am physically incapable of going on with my day. Story credit: Reddit / SaltyBabe