The Muffin Fairy
My wife worked at Tim Hortons in college, while we were dating, and she was stuck with the overnight shift. One night a couple of drunk guys came in and one of them ordered two chocolate chip muffins. The other guy was too drunk to order.
The drunker of the two ends up passing out in the doorway while waiting for the muffin guy. Muffin guy gets his order, walks over to his friend, takes the muffins out of the bag and crumbles them up, sprinkling the crumbs over his friend exclaiming “I’m the muffin fairy!” Story credit: Reddit / SabreGuy2121