Fountain Drink
One time a drunk driver plowed into our outdoor menu sign and totalled it. He also hit a sprinker head, so there was a jet of water shooting into the air. He drove off and called the store begging us not to call the cops.
When the manager said he was reporting it to the cops, the guy started giving him threats – so he reported those to the cops too. They caught the guy two blocks away in a parking lot. Story credit: Reddit / DangerousPuhson