Any Day Now
I worked at McDonald’s for a year in high school, usually the Saturday/Sunday morning shifts. One Sunday, at about noon or one, this woman comes through the drive through, orders her food, and pulls up to the window to pay.
She fumbles around with change for about a minute, and as she finally hands me the money, she starts talking about how she’s “poor in money but rich in The Lord Jesus Christ”, or something like that. She asks me if I go to church often; I say yes (lying, I didn’t want to be proselytized).
As I go to hand her the receipt, she grabs my hand and looks into my eyes and says “Jesus loves you, and he’s coming to see you soon. He’ll be here any day now.” And then she drives off to the next window while I just stand there like what just happened. Story credit: Reddit / charlieraybc