Helping Hands
We were selling these Helping Hand things where you pay a dollar to charity and put your name on a hand shaped flyer and we hang them on the wall inside.
I asked this old man what name to put on it, and he said “Just put our lord and saviour Jesus Christ”. Being non-religious I thought he was joking and laughed in his face… whoops. I ended up just writing ‘John’ as the name. Story credit: Reddit / [deleted]