Sailing the Brick Seas
Working at a McD’s drive thru one day and I was at the end window, helping to take orders. This guy tried to use the drive thru whilst he was towing a rather large boat. Not a dingy, an actual boat.
He made his order at the speaker, and got about another 3 metres in before all I heard was horrible, horrible screeching and scraping sounds. He had taken about half the paint of one side of the boat on the brick wall. I laughed. A lot. Story credit: Reddit / CaptainTittysprinkle