Monkey Business
I used to wear a full gorilla suit and mask, go through drive-thrus and ask for banana milkshakes. No restaurant ever had them. I’d proceed to ask for slices of banana on a hamburger. They wouldn’t have that either.
I’d proceed to ask “Well, do you have ANYTHING with banana?” They’d apologize and say no, but sometimes they’d have apples or something. I’d begrudgingly order whatever was closest to fruit on the menu.
You could tell the person on the other end was confused until I pulled up to the window. Got a lot of laughs. Story credit: Reddit / CeruleanAugust