This Won’t End Well
I had a guy order a whole bunch of food and pulled around to pay. As i was ringing him out he asked me where he was. I told him small town. He asked me where that was. I replied about 20 minutes south of larger town.
He said he still didnt know where that is. “I’m so drunk i have no idea where I am”. Then he showed us the beer he was drinking that was in his cup holder. I wanted to call the police but my manager wouldn’t let me. He got his food and got back on the highway. Story credit: Reddit / StarlessExistance