Hot Summer
Was working at a sonic in the middle of the summer on a 100+ degree day. This man ordered a single ice cream cone, when I brought it out to him he was essentially driving his car laying down with a huge hairy skin tag full stomach.
Once I handed him the cone he spilled on his stomach and started using his hands to eat it while paying me with change…told him it was on the house. Story credit: Reddit / Purplevibration