Bobbing for Squirrels
I used to do tree removals all summer and in the winter I got this job cleaning houses. I go into this old ladies house and open the toilet and there was a dead, bloated squirrel floating in there.
I told the old lady and, not even a bit surprised or phased by the situation says “okay what you’re gonna do is grab the guy with this plastic bag and then turn it inside out and throw it out the window”.
She was very large so it was hard for her to get around and she’d just sit on the phone at the kitchen table smoking cigarettes and trying to get extra work out of me that was never mentioned in the contract. I never went back. Story credit: Reddit / _StirThePot_