Monkey Business
I was a test prep tutor for very wealthy families in Fairfield County, CT. A mom answered the door with a gibbon in a diaper wrapped around her. It was one of the most surreal moments: “you’re so rich you get to have a monkey?!”
Daughter came down stairs and hugged the gibbon before our tutoring session started. Turned out mom was a zoologist …so all good I guess? Story credit: Reddit / jmattchengdu