The Onion Murderer
The local police got a surprise when they called to my house one afternoon, I was a taxi driver and they wanted directions to a certain house.
I was in the middle of making chutney and I was chopping up a huge pile of onions hence I answered the door with my swimming goggles on and a huge knife in my hand. The older cop, Whom I knew, went into convulsions laughing and the younger one whom I didn’t know, went white as a sheet.
I had to bring them in and give them tea lol. Story credit: Reddit / Rosieapples