Cigarettes and Cabbage
I’m in HVAC. My first job out of school I was installing hot water tanks; I went to a house where 1) they chain smoked so by the time I left it felt like I had taken up smoking and 2) they had at least 100 heads of cabbage in their dirty kitchen because they made the eggrolls a local pub was known for. Needless to say I never ate the food there. Story credit: Reddit / TheClayroo