4. THE JOKE’S ON HER
I canceled on a party her friends were having because I worked late. My boss let me out a few hours early because it was dead.
So I went to the party. Got there and asked her cousin where she was. Her cousin said, “oh, she’s in her car out front on the phone.” As I walked away to go to the car her cousin panicked and said “NO!
WAIT! SHE’S IN THE BATHROOM!”
Me knowing she was lying, I jogged to my gf’s car out front. Looked in the window and she was pantless doing sexual favors for two other guys in the back seat.
That was ten years ago. Now she’s a mother to four fatherless children and I’m engaged to her beautiful, latina ex-best friend.
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