Salut Salute
My dad was retired from the army, a SFC. (Sgt 1st class). So my cousins from France visited us, and since my dad didn’t speak french, they asked me about all his military citations, hanging on the wall in his den.
I told them that he was a very famous general and every time they came within eyesight of him, they needed to salute him. They were like seven or eight years old.
For the whole week they were here, they stood at attention every time they saw my dad and saluted him. My dad is like WTF the whole time! It was hilarious! Story credit: Reddit / boxingdude