Hula Disaster
I threw a party while my mom was out one weekend and some guys broke a door.
When she discovered the door, I told her I was hula dancing with my backpack on while wearing a grass skirt I borrowed from a friend and that the skirt got caught on a nearby table and caused me to trip, fall, and break the door. Upon my explanation she replied “Yeah that sounds just like you.” Story credit: Reddit / iamanamoeba