This One is Mean
My friend and I composed a letter to her 12 year old brother saying he had been accepted to Hogwarts and would be expected there that fall. We wrote the letter in green ink and even made a seal on the envelope.
We explained to him that he was being accepted a year late because the owls had a case of west nile and were temporarily out of service. He was so excited… Story credit: Reddit / beautybeatz