Wet Revenge
When I was in grade 2 there was a vicious bully in grade 5 who picked on me for no good reason. I came up with a plan to deal with him that sounds really ridiculous but it was pretty ingenius for a 7 year old kid.
I intentionally peed my pants during recess and then told a teacher that this kid had urinated on me. Needless to say this got way out of hand and the principal expelled the kid. I didn’t speak up because I didn’t want to get in trouble so I went through with my lie.
Plus I was secretly pleased that he got kicked out of school. It sounds pretty horrible but this kid was probably the most vicious adversary I’ve ever had. Story credit: Reddit / drmonkeyfish