Well Hung
I was in a grocery store in China with a friend who was trying to find clothes-hangers. He didn’t know the word for it in Chinese, so I told him the word for “condom”. He walked around the store, asking every salesperson where the condoms were.
Finally one of them took him to the aisle — by this point he’s been running around the store shouting “condoms!” for ten minutes because no one will take him seriously and help him — full of condoms. His reaction, combined with the collective reactions of the ~20 Chinese people watching made me almost pee my pants. Story credit: Reddit / savetheancients