He Woke Up Just Long Enough to Make a Fool of Himself
“Fell asleep on a table outside at a party, woke up but remained with head on table. Cute girl I was talking to earlier begins discussing me with my friend.
Then says she considered getting off with me earlier but I kept passing out! I’m like yeah, let’s get it on. Drunk me springs up and says ‘well I’m soberer now’ then passes out again. Informed by said friend of my idiocy the following day.” Story credit: Reddit / @JanVertonghen5