He Pretended to Sleep While His Friends Made Out
“Two of my good friends, a guy and a girl, and I were all sleeping in a water bed after a hard night of drinking. Now everyone knew that she was head over heels for him but he always told me that he didn’t think of her like that.
So I didn’t think it was a big deal all passing out in same bed. I woke up, water bed remind you, to those two making out and some possible heavy petting I’d guess. I was stuck.
Wake up and ruin something or pretend to sleep and hope it didn’t escalate. I chose the latter. Didn’t escalate, I was the best man at their wedding and now they have two children.” Story credit: Reddit / @Bruggie